Ponderosa is the most vile, disgusting, and saddest place on Earth.

For some reason, my mother likes this awful, awful place. We went there last night (free meal, I thought!). But it's just terrible. I've always hated it. It's like the Meal Hall in University, but the food is cold, and everyone is mean. Ugh. It's just terrible. Why do people enjoy this type of restaurant? I mean, I understand the concept of a buffet, but at this restaurant, there are constantly approximately 452 strange looking people up there, sticking their fingers in the weird looking Jell-o, or taking 2 hours to decided if they want limp Casear salad with soggy croutons, or the amorphous, yellowing dish that some people refer to as 'potatoes au gratin'. Everything is probably crawling with e. coli. Ugh. May you all be my witness that I shall never, never step foot in that retched place again.

Oh, also, though has nothing to do with the fact that that place sucks, but every guy who works there is gay. Seriously. It's like The Gap.

I'll return later with a less tormented post. Just had to get that out of my system.